Thursday, October 02, 2008

Badges


Like the lady said in the post office - "It's a funny old day". Sunshine and then heavy showers and then sunshine and then drizzle and then more sunshine. Quite nippy too, except when the sun come out. The man behind the counter was having trouble with his machines that printed the labels and stamps - piles of screwed up labels lay about the counter as he once again fed my details into the machine - "It's a funny afternoon" he said, "Nothing seems to be going right". I had to agree , "It' one of those days". Yes, it has. Anyway, after a small hiatus the machine started working again and the label came out and he stuck it on my small packet to the U.S.A. " That will be one pound and eighty pence please."
Tuesday was a funny old day too.
I made a vegetable stew with dumplings and afterwards went with Archie to his postpond piano lesson. He had practised a bit so surprised when he kept missing all the notes - he sounded like he was playing with boxing gloves on! Even the piano teacher noticed the decline and said "It's been a funny old day - it all sounds a bit off doesn't it?" We all get days like that- when nothing goes right - fingers turn into sausages and machines go on the rampage - you trip over your words and kerbs.
The dumplings tasted like bits of rubber.
The following day was hardly better. I bought some reading glasses in town and some fish for a fish pie. Hazel didnt fancy the pie but would prefer a kedgeree. Only two eggs left and one had a crack in it. I did the old test and floated it in some cold water - it rose to the surface and so I knew it was off. Only one egg but better than no eggs atall.
The new glasses worked fine despite being cheap ones from the Poundstretcher shop. Hazel got some new glasses too but expensive ones from Dollard & Acheythumb.
Archie had a glue stick thrown at him today he said. His friend threw it in a fit of pique and Archie happened to get in the way. He has a big bruise under his left eye. The second in command at the school just phoned to explain how she would deal with the matter and to assure us wheels were in motion. "It's been a funny old day." What with one thing and another.

6 comments:

Roger Stevens said...

Some days are funnier than others.

Ha!

Roger Stevens said...

Ha ha!

wastedpapiers said...

Ho ho! Yes, some days are not very funny atall and some days are quite amusing and some days are funny perculier. The sun is out so hoping for a reasonably amusing day - walking to the shops and finding conkers. Maybe some bargains in the charity shops? Always amusement to be found there - the overheard conversations are priceless but i can never remember them by the time I've got home. I must get a notebook to write them down.

Anonymous said...

its a funny old life....

Anonymous said...

post pond...is that once you've filled it in?

wastedpapiers said...

Yes, you fill the piano in with pond water. It makes an attractive feature of the living room - with a few bull rushes and water cress. Dill Spitallany, used to havea glass fronted upright so you could play and watch the snails and barnacles moving to the rythym of the music.