Thanks to vespucci at Cineville blog - heres an english translation-Jean Pierre-JeunetFoutaises (1989)(Things I Like, Things I Don't Like)0'SMALL TALK'1Oh, I don't like butchers' shop windows, yuck!2No, I like... umm... I don't know...3Yes, you know what I like for instance?4Opening a book months after the holidays 5and finding sand between the pages.6Yeah!7And I also like:8eating the egg yolk on my plate in one big bite...9Eating ham straight from the wrapping paper...10Breaking off the corners of cookies. 11I like...12pulling up my socks,13and peeing in the shower...14But I don't like...15I don't like pulling out nose hairs!!!!16You know what I like?17The innocence of kids.18I don't like to make love to a woman19and think about what's inside her...20I like the catalogue of ManuFrance,21the illustrated catastrophes in old encyclopedias.22The words: Trans-Europe-Express...23Trans-Orient-Express...24Trans-Siberia-Express...25I like the graffiti down my street.26But I don't like the collection of my cousin who lives in Gueunion:27nail and hair clippings,28beard shavings,29appendices and bottles of tears.30I'd like to be the witness of a scene ...31so enormous ...32that nobody would dare use it in a movie!33I like the Bois de Boulogne park on holidays. 34I like the dog of Miss Mauricette.35Oh yes: I like...36trains getting close to each other, when they approach the station.37But I don't like to leave one pea all alone on my plate.38I don't like beards without moustaches.39I don't like the idea40that one sleeps one third of one's life41but I like the idea that after death, 42it won't be worse than before we were born.43I like: Bibi Fricotin,44Razibu Zouzou,45and little Cérébos.46I like Richard Willmark's laugh.47And, umm... 48I don't like... umm...49the drop of water that goes back up...50I like... umm... my dog when he shakes his fur dry....51but not when he wakes me up52by pushing his cold snout against my cheek!53When I was a kid, I always liked the smell of toasted bread in the morning,54of the plastic around my books when school started again,55and the little pots of white glue... at school...56I liked taking escalators in the wrong direction,57rolling out oilcloth,58and stepping on immaculate snow...59But I didn't like...60and still don't like: 61the carcasses of Christmas trees on the pavement in January.62I like: going on holidays!!63You know what I bought this morning with my friends?64as a ten o'clock snack...65three baguettes, two camemberts, and two little Côtes du Rhone wines.66That set us back 23 francs each.67Yes, we don't always have holidays!68I like to turn on the radio69and hear the song I just felt like listening to.70But I don't like the end of television broadcasts...71especially when I'm not sleepy!!72But when I go out at night,73I like to turn my head,74and see the Eiffel Tower lights go out.75And last of all,76when I watch a movie in the cinema,77I like to see the words:78THE END
Thanks to vespucci at Cineville blog - heres an english translation-
ReplyDeleteJean Pierre-Jeunet
Foutaises (1989)
(Things I Like, Things I Don't Like)
0
'SMALL TALK'
1
Oh, I don't like butchers' shop windows, yuck!
2
No, I like... umm... I don't know...
3
Yes, you know what I like for instance?
4
Opening a book months after the holidays
5
and finding sand between the pages.
6
Yeah!
7
And I also like:
8
eating the egg yolk on my plate in one big bite...
9
Eating ham straight from the wrapping paper...
10
Breaking off the corners of cookies.
11
I like...
12
pulling up my socks,
13
and peeing in the shower...
14
But I don't like...
15
I don't like pulling out nose hairs!!!!
16
You know what I like?
17
The innocence of kids.
18
I don't like to make love to a woman
19
and think about what's inside her...
20
I like the catalogue of ManuFrance,
21
the illustrated catastrophes in old encyclopedias.
22
The words: Trans-Europe-Express...
23
Trans-Orient-Express...
24
Trans-Siberia-Express...
25
I like the graffiti down my street.
26
But I don't like the collection of my cousin who lives in Gueunion:
27
nail and hair clippings,
28
beard shavings,
29
appendices and bottles of tears.
30
I'd like to be the witness of a scene ...
31
so enormous ...
32
that nobody would dare use it in a movie!
33
I like the Bois de Boulogne park on holidays.
34
I like the dog of Miss Mauricette.
35
Oh yes: I like...
36
trains getting close to each other, when they approach the station.
37
But I don't like to leave one pea all alone on my plate.
38
I don't like beards without moustaches.
39
I don't like the idea
40
that one sleeps one third of one's life
41
but I like the idea that after death,
42
it won't be worse than before we were born.
43
I like: Bibi Fricotin,
44
Razibu Zouzou,
45
and little Cérébos.
46
I like Richard Willmark's laugh.
47
And, umm...
48
I don't like... umm...
49
the drop of water that goes back up...
50
I like... umm... my dog when he shakes his fur dry....
51
but not when he wakes me up
52
by pushing his cold snout against my cheek!
53
When I was a kid, I always liked the smell of toasted bread in the morning,
54
of the plastic around my books when school started again,
55
and the little pots of white glue... at school...
56
I liked taking escalators in the wrong direction,
57
rolling out oilcloth,
58
and stepping on immaculate snow...
59
But I didn't like...
60
and still don't like:
61
the carcasses of Christmas trees on the pavement in January.
62
I like: going on holidays!!
63
You know what I bought this morning with my friends?
64
as a ten o'clock snack...
65
three baguettes, two camemberts, and two little Côtes du Rhone wines.
66
That set us back 23 francs each.
67
Yes, we don't always have holidays!
68
I like to turn on the radio
69
and hear the song I just felt like listening to.
70
But I don't like the end of television broadcasts...
71
especially when I'm not sleepy!!
72
But when I go out at night,
73
I like to turn my head,
74
and see the Eiffel Tower lights go out.
75
And last of all,
76
when I watch a movie in the cinema,
77
I like to see the words:
78
THE END