tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643791.post116983301968957063..comments2024-03-25T17:08:49.872+01:00Comments on FLOBBERLOB: Jean Pierre- JeunetWastedpapiershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06833050707322694789noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643791.post-1169834811184405002007-01-26T19:06:00.000+01:002007-01-26T19:06:00.000+01:00Thanks to vespucci at Cineville blog - heres an en...Thanks to vespucci at Cineville blog - heres an english translation-<BR/><BR/><BR/>Jean Pierre-Jeunet<BR/>Foutaises (1989)<BR/>(Things I Like, Things I Don't Like)<BR/><BR/>0<BR/>'SMALL TALK'<BR/><BR/>1<BR/>Oh, I don't like butchers' shop windows, yuck!<BR/><BR/>2<BR/>No, I like... umm... I don't know...<BR/><BR/>3<BR/>Yes, you know what I like for instance?<BR/><BR/>4<BR/>Opening a book months after the holidays <BR/><BR/>5<BR/>and finding sand between the pages.<BR/><BR/>6<BR/>Yeah!<BR/><BR/>7<BR/>And I also like:<BR/><BR/>8<BR/>eating the egg yolk on my plate in one big bite...<BR/><BR/>9<BR/>Eating ham straight from the wrapping paper...<BR/><BR/>10<BR/>Breaking off the corners of cookies. <BR/><BR/>11<BR/>I like...<BR/><BR/>12<BR/>pulling up my socks,<BR/><BR/>13<BR/>and peeing in the shower...<BR/><BR/>14<BR/>But I don't like...<BR/><BR/>15<BR/>I don't like pulling out nose hairs!!!!<BR/><BR/>16<BR/>You know what I like?<BR/><BR/>17<BR/>The innocence of kids.<BR/><BR/>18<BR/>I don't like to make love to a woman<BR/><BR/>19<BR/>and think about what's inside her...<BR/><BR/>20<BR/>I like the catalogue of ManuFrance,<BR/><BR/>21<BR/>the illustrated catastrophes in old encyclopedias.<BR/><BR/>22<BR/>The words: Trans-Europe-Express...<BR/><BR/>23<BR/>Trans-Orient-Express...<BR/><BR/>24<BR/>Trans-Siberia-Express...<BR/><BR/>25<BR/>I like the graffiti down my street.<BR/><BR/>26<BR/>But I don't like the collection of my cousin who lives in Gueunion:<BR/><BR/>27<BR/>nail and hair clippings,<BR/><BR/>28<BR/>beard shavings,<BR/><BR/>29<BR/>appendices and bottles of tears.<BR/><BR/>30<BR/>I'd like to be the witness of a scene ...<BR/><BR/>31<BR/>so enormous ...<BR/><BR/>32<BR/>that nobody would dare use it in a movie!<BR/><BR/>33<BR/>I like the Bois de Boulogne park on holidays. <BR/><BR/>34<BR/>I like the dog of Miss Mauricette.<BR/><BR/>35<BR/>Oh yes: I like...<BR/><BR/>36<BR/>trains getting close to each other, when they approach the station.<BR/><BR/>37<BR/>But I don't like to leave one pea all alone on my plate.<BR/><BR/>38<BR/>I don't like beards without moustaches.<BR/><BR/>39<BR/>I don't like the idea<BR/><BR/>40<BR/>that one sleeps one third of one's life<BR/><BR/>41<BR/>but I like the idea that after death, <BR/><BR/>42<BR/>it won't be worse than before we were born.<BR/><BR/>43<BR/>I like: Bibi Fricotin,<BR/><BR/>44<BR/>Razibu Zouzou,<BR/><BR/>45<BR/>and little Cérébos.<BR/><BR/>46<BR/>I like Richard Willmark's laugh.<BR/><BR/>47<BR/>And, umm... <BR/><BR/>48<BR/>I don't like... umm...<BR/><BR/>49<BR/>the drop of water that goes back up...<BR/><BR/>50<BR/>I like... umm... my dog when he shakes his fur dry....<BR/><BR/>51<BR/>but not when he wakes me up<BR/><BR/>52<BR/>by pushing his cold snout against my cheek!<BR/><BR/>53<BR/>When I was a kid, I always liked the smell of toasted bread in the morning,<BR/><BR/>54<BR/>of the plastic around my books when school started again,<BR/><BR/>55<BR/>and the little pots of white glue... at school...<BR/><BR/>56<BR/>I liked taking escalators in the wrong direction,<BR/><BR/>57<BR/>rolling out oilcloth,<BR/><BR/>58<BR/>and stepping on immaculate snow...<BR/><BR/>59<BR/>But I didn't like...<BR/><BR/>60<BR/>and still don't like: <BR/><BR/>61<BR/>the carcasses of Christmas trees on the pavement in January.<BR/><BR/>62<BR/>I like: going on holidays!!<BR/><BR/>63<BR/>You know what I bought this morning with my friends?<BR/><BR/>64<BR/>as a ten o'clock snack...<BR/><BR/>65<BR/>three baguettes, two camemberts, and two little Côtes du Rhone wines.<BR/><BR/>66<BR/>That set us back 23 francs each.<BR/><BR/>67<BR/>Yes, we don't always have holidays!<BR/><BR/>68<BR/>I like to turn on the radio<BR/><BR/>69<BR/>and hear the song I just felt like listening to.<BR/><BR/>70<BR/>But I don't like the end of television broadcasts...<BR/><BR/>71<BR/>especially when I'm not sleepy!!<BR/><BR/>72<BR/>But when I go out at night,<BR/><BR/>73<BR/>I like to turn my head,<BR/><BR/>74<BR/>and see the Eiffel Tower lights go out.<BR/><BR/>75<BR/>And last of all,<BR/><BR/>76<BR/>when I watch a movie in the cinema,<BR/><BR/>77<BR/>I like to see the words:<BR/><BR/>78<BR/>THE ENDWastedpapiershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06833050707322694789noreply@blogger.com